Is Spanish the language of seduction and English the language of divorce?

Te quiero ser el amor… quiero sentir tu cuerpo desnudo junta al mio….Tu eres mas bonita que todas estrellas en el cielo….Estoy loco por usted…siempre te amo….Me harias el honour de ser mi esposo…
I WANT A $%#$ing  DIVORCE!
Enough said.
(ps, I do not speak spanish so if that translates to something obscene, please, please, please pardon me. xoxo, admin)
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