Don't cry for her Argentina: Why Paula Abdul's divorce from Idol is no big whoop

Paula may have been dumped by AI but she has no shortage of suitors and potential mates.  Rumor has it that two great “guys”, namely the very eligible Dancing With the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance have been breaking down her door. ABC really wants her badly over at Dancing, I’ve read.
Meanwhile, the new woman over at AI, Posh Spice, is being described as “wooden” and “boring” and “icy” and “trying too hard to be nice.”
Something tells me Paula’s gonna be just fine!
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Update, I just heard AI offered Paula $10 million to come back to them. Could it be just a rumor? Or are they already having divorce remorse?