PHILADELPHIA: Kate Gosselin on the stinky divorce roses Jon gave her (updates)

BREAKING DIVORCE NEWS:
Jon Gosselin bought his wives a bouquet of “stinky” roses, a lame attempt at a truce today and she basically told him to take his roses and throw them in some fresh water. The couple is nearing an agreement which will give Kate custody and Jon liberal visitation of their 8 children. They have not ironed out property division and child support but rumor has it that neither is seeking spousal support. Still, it was thoughtful of Jon to bring the roses. Too bad they had that divorce smell which Kate hates. So she declined to accept. Next time, Jon, just bring over some cactus. At least the scent is neutral, notwithstanding the thorns.