LONDON: Speaking of London being the divorce capital of the world: What is this nonsense I’ve been hearing about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin and kisses that occurred back stage with Kate Bosworth? What are people talking about? Is Gwyneth and Chris calling it quits? Is it true she celebrated Thanksgiving away from Chris and the kids and was hanging out with Jennifer Aniston and other celebs in Morocco? And what of this rumor that Chris not being with her to mark the anniversary of her father’s death? And what about that kiss? He is not leaving Gwyneth for Kate, right? I mean, Kate is not ugly or anything, but that would just be a step down to go from Gwyneth to Kate. Plus, what about Apple and Moses? They own a lot of real estate those two. All over the world, including Mexico, USA and England. But I am sure they have a prenup. Gwyneth seems like the type of Libra who would be very on top of her money 100% of the time. Wow. I hope these rumors are not true. It would be a big mistake for them to divorce. Especially for Gwyneth. There are not that many eligible men to choose from. Chris won’t have a big problem. But Gwyneth could find herself single for a really really long time. Oh, but wait. That duke in Spain. What’shisface? Um, Jaime de Marichalar y Sáenz de Tejada. He just signed his divorce from Juan Carlos’ daughter Elena on November 25, 2009. Gwyneth should try to go out with him. But I am not sure if she would get the title of Duchess. But still. She should give him a call if Chris does in fact ask for a divorce.
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