COLORADO: Charlie Sheen busted for domestic violence divorce from Brooke Mueller to follow?

CHARLIE SHEEN AND BROOKE MEULLER UPDATES 12/29/09:
Well, it seems Brooke’s 911 call indicated that Charlie had threatened to kill her by pinning her to the bed and telling her he would kill her while pressing the knife at her throat. Brooke told law enforcement that she was scared for her life….but did she recant? There is another bunch of reports that say she recanted and said she was drunk….
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Joe. my. god. (I hope this is not a trademarked term? but I am stunned!!!)

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Every day after Christmas, I wake up to major drama in somebody’s marriage in America. But I am stunned by these accounts coming from TMZ that Charlie Sheen has beaten up assaulted his new wife, real estate agent Brooke Mueller whom he married about two years ago after a bitter and protracted divorce from first wife Denise Richardson with whom he has two beautiful daughters.
Richardson had accused Sheen of a host of ills including domestic violence but she lost credibility when she hooked up with her best friend Heather Locklear’s ex husband Ritchie Sombero (wrong spelling to be sure, sorry.) Then she looked like a hoochie mama and Charlie seemed like the gentleman who just wanted to move on with his life and get away from this angry shrew he had married. So Brooke was the best revenge for Charlie, it seemed. She was pretty and all, and during Charlie’s visitation with his daughters with Denise, he and Brooke really made a play of the happy family. She looked even more like the mother for the girls than Denise herself. Then, she had two boys for Charlie and it was perfect. P.E.R.F.E.C.T.
And now this? He busts up her fact in Colorado on Christmas Day?!
The Two and a Half Men star, is, as we speak, being held in a county jail in Aspen. He is charged with a melange of lovely crimes according to reports from TMZ:

Police responded after a 911 call was made at 8:34 AM on Friday. When cops arrived, they arrested the 44-year-old “Two and a Half Men” star for felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor. Cops say all three charges are “coupled with a domestic violence component.

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No bail has been set. And no court date has been set so that means that he is going to be in jail till the judge is good and ready to see him according to TMZ. That means probably sometime in 2010. But that report is contradicted by other sources which say he’s already out of jail on $8,500 bond. Read here
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Whatever the truth is, can you imagine the play this would have gotten if this were Tiger Woods or somebody like that?