I’ve seen three episodes of ABC’s “the Bachelor.” I’m very serious. Just three since the franchise has been on the air. And all three occurred this January. I was away for a few weeks on a vaca and the folks I was visiting had a TV. So I watched TV. I watched The Bachelor. Against my better judgment. I like to think I am too much of an intellectual to watch vapid shows like the Bachelor where “airheads” marry their way to fame. But you know what? This neo-intellectual actually enjoyed the friggin’ show! And so I watched it three times (three weeks in a row) and I found/find myself rooting for Vienna. I think she’s the most interesting contestant of all the other women. She’s daring, brave, attractive and slightly off her rocker which I think a lot of guys would find irresistible. Besides, the other yentas are so judgmental and superior that I can’t stand them. At all. I really want Jake to choose Vienna.
But I was just reading Huffington Post and I saw this headline: Bachelor’s Vienna Drained Jilted Ex-Husband’s Savings On Boob Job. And then I read the entire article which Huff excerpted from US Magazine and I thought, hme…maybe Vienna is more than I bargained for. Maybe it would be a mistake for Jake to marry her, based on hearsay from her ex-mother in law and her ex-husband. I mean, what kind of woman splurges on breast implants with the last $5,000 her husband had on the bank WHILE HE IS DEPLOYED IN IRAQ? This is not a warm woman. This is an opportunist and someone who is cold, calculating and insensitive, I’m thinking.
I mean, if true, then she would be all those negative things. It may not be true. I did not discern anything particularly remarkable about her boobs to tell you the truth. They look pretty regular sized to me, actually. I mean, why get a boob job if you aren’t gonna go all Anna Nicole Smith?
Hme…it could just be that these folks are bitter against Vienna for some reason. She seems to stir a lot of jealousy and controversy whereever she goes without too much effort. I wonder why? Last week, Jake described her as “exciting.” And I think I see why. She is kind of “exciting.” Wish I were more like her, actually. But the question is whether she’s more than just exciting, whether she’s got a darker side that I can’t see and that Jake also can’t see. Because if she does, obviously, marriage would be a mistake.
And at 23 (she’s described as an “unemployed 23 year old former Hooters waitress in the article) isn’t she too young to already have been divorced?
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