7 ways to avoid divorce this Valentine's Day, for chrissakes

7 WAYS TO AVOID DIVORCE THIS VALENTINE’S DAY (for guys)
Hey guys, if you want to avoid a speedy divorce this Valentine’s here are a few pointers:
1. Try to remember it’s Valentines and at least say “Happy Valentine’s Day” for chrissakes.
2. Buy her chocolates….or something sweet, for chrissakes.
3. If you must send flowers to the mistress at least don’t get the receipts mixed up and leave them out to be found by the wrong girl for chrissakes.
4. Give her at least one kiss…but an all day kiss fest is even better, for chrissakes.
5. Show up for the day, no excuses, for chrissakes.
6. Say “I love you” while looking in her eyes at least once during the day for chrissakes (and genuinely mean it!).
7. Caress her gently somewhere….anywhere! For chrissakes.
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Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone! With love from Divorce Saloon!
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