LOS ANGELES: Shaq and Shaunie O'Neal settle their divorce

Good news for sports fans. Shaq and Shaunie have had a classy divorce. It was quiet, out of the press and without too much drama. And they’ve settled already. Shaunie was repped by guru Sorrell Trope (how old is this guy about 200?) and who knows who repped Shaq? I don’t. But the news today is that it’s done. They’ve come to an agreement. And nobody ordered anybody to get urine tests. They should talk to billionaire Peter Brant and supermodel Stephanie Seymour and give them some pointers on how to have a classy divorce. Hey, I think that will be a how to. Coming soon.
Congratulations to the O’Neals for settling their differences with class.