HOLLYWOOD: Rumors that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with dominatrix false and malicious

I woke up and realized that false and malicious rumors have been circulating about Sandra Bullock and her hubby Jesse James. Some folks have even asserted that Mr. James had had an 11 month affair with a dominatrix. This is false and malicious. It is just a way to knock Sandra off her high horse now that she’s won the Oscar and it is malicious, totally malicious. I don’t know them personally but I am going out on a limb here and say that this never happened. I would have known. I am clairvoyant on these things. I have good radar. I observed the young man (just like I observed Sean Penn and Ryan Phillippe in years past) and there was nothing simmering beneath the surface.  NOTHING. I am very good at picking up the vibes. There were no divorce vibes. There were no cheating vibes. There is no dominatrix here, unless Sandra role plays from time to time. Again, these rumors are false and malicious. Now, a better story might be what is going on with James Cameron and his current wife. Now, again, I am only clairvoyant, I am not prescient. There is a difference. And I can tell you this: THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH JAMES CAMERON AND HIS CURRENT WIFE. Don’t know what it is, but it is serious enough that if they announced a split, I would say, “of course.” This is all my opinion obviously. No need for defamation and libel lawsuits, as I state opinions and not facts. For the record.
You heard it here first.
But Sandra and James are safe for now. False and malicious. No affair. No domintrix. No divorce….
UPDATE: Oops! He confessed! Oh sh#+!