8 ways you can avoid having a nuclear divorce

1. If you must engage in infidelity, do it discreetly so as not to expose your spouse to global humiliation.
2. Don’t pretend to be someone you are not. If you are a womanizer or (what is the opposite of womanizer?) whatever you are, be upfront and truthful. Don’t pretend to be sanctimonious and above misconduct. Don’t pretend to be a saint. Don’t pretend to be so in love yet behind your spouse’s back you find the most humiliating person to cavort with – knowing full well that if caught, your spouse will look a bit like an idiot. Be true. Be straight. Be open. Be transparent. Do not be a fake.
3. Be fair with the money; no greed, no fraud; no unreasonableness.
4.¬† Try to share the kids. Don’t try to eliminate a spouse who wants to be a part of the kids’ lives, from their lives.
5. Get a lawyer who Belinda Etezad Rachman will approve of (she thinks divorce lawyers are the scum of the Earth).
6. Unless you live in New York, always use a “no fault” ground and avoid blame.
7. Agree to disagree
8. Don’t divorce. Work it out. Duh!
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock will probably have a “nuclear” divorce because what he did was truly outrageous. It was no worse than what Tiger Woods did, but for some reason it is more embarassing for the wife in this situation since it was only days ago that she told the universe what a great, stand up guy he is. Her pride alone will up the octave of this divorce when it happens. It is hard to imagine she would crawl back to a guy like this. Of course, worse things have happened. Better women have done worse…..
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