Larry King, 76 divorces wifey # 7 Shawn Southwick, 50

Seventy six year old Larry King (not a wrinkle in sight!) and his 50 year old bride Shawn Southwick are calling it quits. Some bizarre story about him cheating with her younger sister and she cheating with some retard coach of some sort. Both are asking for custody the only thing is Shawn wants exclusive custody and Larry is willing to do joint custody.
After 7 wives, what is Larry looking for that he hasn’t found? How many…how shall we say….how many pampalams does Larry need before he’s found “the one”? Jeeze Larry. Get a grip. Lay off the Viagra. You’re practically an octogenarian.