Paris and Doug would have made a nice married couple and had cute kids. But the heiress and her latest boyfriend couldn’t go the distance. So they broke up last night according to Access Hollywood. The only thing that’s good about that is that we are collectively spared the divorce that would inevitably have resulted. But otherwise, who will date Paris now? Reggie Bush? (He split with Kim Kardashian recently.) Somehow Paris and Reggie don’t quite go together. Something about it is slightly ew.