Divorced dad and 7 time Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong under federal probe for doping

Super biker Lance Armstrong, a divorced father of 3.5, is under investigation for doping. This is a scary investigation, because, if, like Lawyer X Jones, he’s found guilty he could go to prison for perjury among other things. The Tour de France heavy hitter has dated a lot of Hollywood hotties including Sheryl Crowe and Kate Hudson. He even had a reported man crush on Matthew McCaughnahey (yes I know I spelled that wrong) for some time. We hope he is innocent for his sake.