How many divorce lawyers does Elin Nordegren need to get her $750 million?

Tiger opened his horse’s mouth on his website today to confirm that he and Elin Nordegren are divorced. He also divulged their legal team and Elin appears to have had an entire army! Here’s an excerpt from Woods’ website:

Ms. Nordegren was represented by McGuireWoods attorneys Richard Cullen and Dennis I. Belcher in Richmond, Scott S. Cairns in Jacksonville and Walter H. White, Jr., and Josefin Lonnborg in London, assisted by Rebecca Palmer of Lowndes, Drosdick, Doster, Kantor & Reed, P.A. Thomas J. Sasser of the West Palm Beach, Florida firm of Sasser, Cestero and Sasser P.A., and Peter T. Mott of the Southport, Connecticut firm of Brody Wilkinson, P.C., Mr. Woods’ long time general counsel, represented Mr. Woods.

What I am impressed with is the fact that non of the details reached the press. There was all this speculation but all those lawyers, their assistants, their paralegals and secretaries kept the secrets. That is amazing. And none of these attorneys are even nationally known. Well, I should say, I’ve never heard of them.
Well done, counsels. Every celebrity who wants privacy and discretion should hire this team if for no other reason, they know how to keep their big mouths shut. Wonder how much Elin Tiger paid for this privilege? Wow.
For more go to Woods’ website here.
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