LAWYERS SAY TIGER WOODS AND WIFE OFFICIALLY DIVORCED

Yahoo News claims that Tiger and his wife Elin are officially divorced according to their lawyers. The couple will share custody of their two young children. No other details have been disclosed. Guess that means I have to admit that it’s over then. And that would explain his horrible performance on the golf course. Wow. Hopefully he’ll find a nice, intelligent girl and eschew all those trollops he usually fancies. Tiger, you can find M.D’s, Professors, Journalists, J.Ds, Engineers and Entrepreneurs. You don’t have to go after cocktail waitresses…..You can even try a sports star, like Venus Williams. What is up with all those trollops?