NEW YORK: Freshly divorced Tiger Woods moves in to Downtown Manhattan bachelor pad

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Heaven help us. A freshly divorced Tiger Woods has bought a downtown Manhattan condo. The golf great, who admits that he’s chasing Jack Nicklaus’ record of 18 major championships, has brought his georgie bundle to the Big Apple, according to multiple news sources.
I think that he should have moved to Brooklyn. There is this amazing apartment in DUMBO that overlooks Manhattan and the river that is just incredible, omg. And it was a steal at $8M. He should have definitely consulted me before he made that purchase. But I guess the one he got is nice too. The views can’t be as nice, but hey. I’m sure it’s not a dump.
Tiger, please take care of yourself in the big apple. Don’t go crazy. Yes, there are a lot of beautiful and sophisticated women in the city who are actively man-hunting and you won’t be single for long. Be a gentleman, Tiger. Take you time, go slowly and choose with your head and not just with your you-know-what.
The golfer will continue to share co-parenting with his ex wife Elin of their two gorgeous tots, Sam and Charlie Woods. Elin will split her time between Orlando and Sweden. But it is a good, healthy sign that Tiger has moved away. I think they will both weather this situation and that both of them will be just fine.
Frankly, Tiger is lucky I’m not ten years younger, thirty pounds thinner, and Swedish. I would have scooped him right up.  🙂
Good Luck, Tiger! Remember: BE. A. GENTLEMAN.