64 divorce-avoiding sexual positions and where to find them

Yes, I know. This post is naughty.

Save your marriage with the Kama Sutra

But here’s the thing: Kathie Lee and Hoda were talking about sexual positions this morning on their show – you know, Kathie Lee did this whole questionaire with her audience. I Just got through watching the tape of it and I thought, “bam! A new post for DS!” but then, I paused. And I wondered, is this too much? Well, look, Kathie Lee Gifford is probably the most prudish, religious woman in America and she talks freely about this issue, so I figured why can’t I? It’s not like I’m going to give you graphical depictions because, first of all, I don’t know these positions, I’m a missionary specialist myself and couldn’t care less about all this nonsense.
But I will tell you where to find the information if you care to check it out? It’s the KAMA SUTRA. That is what Kathie Lee and Hoda said. There are fully 64 positions in it and if you are worried your marriage is suffering sexual ennui, you might want to grab a copy of the Kama Sutra from the library and get to work….can you imagine 64 positions, quite seriously? I tried to and I just got a massive headache. No, seriously. I’m like, Jesu Joy of Man’s Desiring! I couldn’t care less about this stuff…..Sometimes I just think that marriage is too complicated for its own good. Sometimes I think it’s better to say single and start a blog. Ya know?
But, whatever. Check out the Kama Sutra if you think it will help.