DA DRINK!: The best damn divorce cocktail you will ever need – with Armagnac and pear liqueur

So, I’ve been thinking about a wicked divorce cocktail you can make to help you obtain oblivion if you are in the midst of a divorce and you just absolutely can’t cope another minute. This special drink, specially made for divorcing folks is called, I’m divorcing and I don’t give a crap. Here are the ingredients and methods:

I’m divorcing and I don’t give a crap night cap – DA DRINK!


1  3/4 ounce Armagnac

I’m divorcing and I don’t give a crap

1/2 ounce pear liqueur

1/2 ounce pineapple juice

squeeze of lime

1 teaspoon creme de menthe

2 oz Sweet Vermouth

1/2 ounce scotch

2 cherries (for garnishing)


Pour ingredients into a mixing class with cubed ice. Shake well. Pour into cocktail glass. Garnish with three cocktail red cherries. Enjoy.

Now, ain’t live grand??? Who the heck cares about this divorce, eh?  ‘Course, if you get a headache, just take a couple of Tylenol….

(Pic is from Flickr and does not necessarily bear the exact color of I’m divorcing and I don’t give a crap.)