Divorce & the sex toy
Well, whatever constitutes the forementioned, presumably these gadgets can factor into pre or post-divorce constructs. I mean, I’m not even sure what I mean by “construct”? but I’m thinking, contextually? these gadgets factor into the whole thing somehow.
The divorce, I mean. Jeeze. Who or what can we reference to get out of having to have this discussion? Oh, the Kardashians! Last week I saw this episode? where, like, I think, Kourtney was apartment hunting? and they found one (an object) gyrating in the night-stand. No, I’m very serious. It was horrifying. I was like, omg. It was more information than I wanted to in my brain. I am very, very serious. I was like, I. DON’T. WANT. TO. KNOW. THIS. STOP.IT.
But there it was. Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. And just absolutely just like, omg. You know? And then I thought, you know what? This is what has gone wrong in life, and in marriage and in the world. All of this stuff. This is why marriages are smashing up left and right. People have totally made sex almost evil! You know? It wasn’t meant to be like that. It’s not kosher. And it needs to be kosher.
Oh, and how do you divorce these semi-inanimate objects? Toss ’em in the trash. And go to confession. That’s what I say….ok?
Now. I have to find an appropriate picture on Flickr for this post….flowers. I think I will choose flowers….