Should Donald Trump divorce his own "birth certificate?" so he can run for president?

Seems my boy The Donald has been hot under the collar about President Obama’s citizenship and qualification for the office of President of the United States, on the grounds that the President is not a U.S. citizen and was in fact NOT born in the United States, given that the president has failed to produce a “birth certificate”. Mr Trump in fact declared a duel where he basically threw his own “birth certificate” in the ring and dared the president to do the same (Trump is planning a run for president in 2012, apparently.) The ironic thing is, it turns out Mr. Trump’s own “birth certificate” is not an official birth certificate. And in fact, unlike Mr. Obama whose mother was a U.S. citizen, Mr. Trump’s mother was an immigrant from Scotland! (His ex wife and current wife are also foreigners but his children are probably definitely Americans) So if he can’t produce an “official birth certificate” there is some question whether Mr. Trump would even qualify to run for president. That is incredibly ironic. They say people who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Somebody forgot to tell Mr. Trump. I personally think he should divorce his “birth certificate.” I mean, this whole situation is totally embarrassing and utterly beneath his dignity. To have his American citizenship questioned??? Especially with an unofficial birth certificate and an immigrant mother???


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