Fake Divorce Alert! Seal and Heidi are staging a divorce to boost his album sales!

Call me jaded, but it just crossed my mind that Seal and Heidi’s divorce is as authentic as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage (did you see the clip of Kim ‘crying’ about the implosion of her marriage to this “nice, christian guy from Minnesota?”) Jeeze….
Well, I am listening to Seal on Ellen right now on a video clip, and I’m just like, “who do you people think you’re talking to???” This is Fake!!! This Divorce is Fake!!! 
It’s Heidi and Spencer part II. Remember when Heidi and Spencer got a fake divorce and were busted in South America? This is the same with Seal and Heidi. This is a business decision to boost Seal’s album sales. I just read on Forbes.com that his last 2 or 3 albums were commercial busts. And the author questioned the timing of this divorce which coincides with a release of an album FULL of break up songs. How convenient! Nothing is ever that perfect! Nothing,. This timing is too perfect for the nature of this album. Even I, who know nothing of the world of Pop and Hip Hop and all that (I listen to K-love strictly these days) have heard Seal’s “I don’t live here anymore.”
Ellen just pointed out “I notice you’re still wearing your ring…..” Yea sure. Isn’t Heidi also still wearing her ring?
And where is the depression? The sadness? This man is acting like he’s announcing the pending arrival of their fifth child! Either this is a lie, this divorce, or he didn’t give a crap about his wife, family and marriage.
Think about it: When was the last time Seal got booked on all the talk shows? I mean, admittedly, I don’t have a television, so he could have been booked and I wouldn’t have known it. But my hunch is that he doesn’t get booked that often, no matter what is going on. But now that he’s getting divorced from one of the top supermodels in the world, he’s bookable and getting booked on everything.
Bien sur.
Because everybody wants to get the dirt. And this is AWESOME publicity for that album. It’s all anyone will play and listen to and talk about and it will be a runaway hit. Big money, big money.
Then what? Later this year, they will reconcile. They will say they got back together because they love each other and they are mutual parents of 4 great kids who need them both.
You heard it here first. This is a FAKE divorce. Those two people are still in love. This is about Seal’s career which needs a boost. They rolled the dice and decided to fake out the public. But they better be careful. These types of games can seriously blow up in people’s faces. Especially when you consider that this is all about money. And how many millions are they worth jointly? According to Forbes its in the hundreds of millions. So the driving motivation for this is greed. And it could totally backfire on those two. It totally could.
And I’m sorry if I’m misjudging them. But my sense is that this is not real. We are being duped. Just like we were with Kim’s so called marriage.
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