Is divorce an option for Ms. Gwyneth Paltrow? Or just an extra-marital affair?

I just got through reading this article about Gwyneth Paltrow…. 
Well, I’m sitting here waiting on my laundry to finish drying and so I hit up the Internet for celeb gossip (I just devoured an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows and I feel tremendous guilt and shame about my lack of self control with these things). And so, I came across this article in the New York Post about how Gywneth feels that people who have affairs are not such bad people. She basically copped to having had a boyfriend (speculation is it is either Brad or Ben) who cheated on her all the time and she said that the older she gets, the less judgmental she gets about that.
She also said that marriage is work; that it is not perfect and she implied (or I should say that I inferred from what she said) that the only reason she and Chris Martin are still together is that they both didn’t want a divorce at the same time. (She says she learned from her Dad Bruce Paltrow that that is how it goes. That divorce doesn’t happen if only one of the two people want it at any given time.)
I thought, “hmmmm…..” That sounds like Miss Gwynnie is softening us up, so that when and if the divorce happens and is announced before the year is over, none of us will be shocked….I hope not, though…. But I did think, “wow. I’m slightly older than Gwyneth and I’m really mature and level headed and wise. But I have zero tolerance for cheating when I’m at the receiving end of it. ” I mean, I can totally explain it away when it happens to someone else. But for myself? Oh my. I’m not the girl who can handle that. I can barely handle if he looks at another woman, never mind have  an affair? And you’re married to me??? Are you serious??? I don’t think so, darling! As they say in space parlance, “houston, we got a problem!!!” 🙂
Anyhoo, darlings, I gotta run. I am incredibly stressed out (like seriously, if I ever tell you I ate a whole bag of marshmallows, just conclude that I’m so stressed out I don’t even know which way is up) and needed to take a little break. Divorce Saloon always cheers me up. I don’t know what I used to do without her. I need to do something about these marshmallows. Maybe I’ll run around the block a few times. It’s a pretty day in Houston today….I love Houston.
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