10 Reasons why George Clooney will never divorce Amal Alamuddin

George Clooney all but swore off marriage until he met British attorney Amal Alamuddin. This breaks more than two décades of bachelorhood for the Hollywood prince. Here are 10 reasons why these two will never ever get a divorce – assuming she successfully gets him to the altar:

  1. First of all, he invited Bono to the engagement party. If he divorces her, Bono will bone her and give her babies making George look sterile.
  2. It would be slightly preposterous that George bothered to get married after such a long time only to wind up with a second divorce.

  3. It would disprove he really only likes ’em dead (remember his list of “ideal women”?!)

  4. Even if he wanted to divorce her he has been totally voodoofied and cannot shake the hex if his life depended on it.

  5. She looks like Caroline Bessette Kennedy and he feels like, finally, he can fill John Kennedy’s shoes.

  6. She’s the ultimate anti Hollywood bimbo type. Where can he do better than this? Nowhere.

7.  This is the ultimate  way to make the last girlfriend, Stacey Kiebler, J.E.A.L.O.U.S. (tit for tat, Darling!)

  1. Now he can double date with Brad and Ange and Cindy and Randy without feeling silly.

  2. He really does like to make love to her as compared to others who were less than so amazing.

  3. She understands why he needs a prenup.