Pamela Anderson's divorce from Rick Solomon is not boring; it's just not that interesting

Pam Anderson is set to, or already has, divorced her 3rd or 4th husband, Rick Solomon. We heard about it a few days ago but are only now getting around to commenting on the story. Why? Nothing. We just didn’t find the news terribly interesting. Nothing against Pamela. She is a lovely person. But her divorce, which is the second with this particular guy, was just incredibly soporific – whatever the heck that means – and we just didn’t have the moxie to put fingers to keyboard till now. We wish all parties involved the very best, of course.