Gwyneth Paltrow and Cris Martin plan a vows renewal ceremony (she will wear white!)

We just got the craziest email. Someone claiming to be a friend of actress Gwyneth Paltrow sent us an email claiming that the recently “consciously uncoupled” actress is not only recoupling with husband Cris Martin but the two are secretly planning to renew their vows in front of friends and family in a traditional style wedding! The tipster did not say how she (or he) got hold of this secret info but claims that the two will officially recouple by the end of this year and that Gwyneth will “walk down the aisle” on the arms of a very famous Hollywood heavy-hitter. Their two children Apple and Moses apparently will participate as flower girl and ring bearer according to the email. We cannot confirm or deny these rumors but  we were so excited to get this tip (it’s got to be our first credible tip off) that we decided to share it realizing that by the time you read it, news quite to the contrary could have already hit the blogosphere. In which case, oh well.
In other Gwyneth news, the actress and her husband (remarkably these two never did get around to filing a divorce petition) have loaned out their Brentwood California mansion to pals, Hip Hop moguls Beyonce and Jay Z who are recuperating from the US leg of their grueling world tour and relentless rumors about their own divorce.  Under the circumstances of Gwyneth’s marital plans, maybe the four of them will resettle into marital blis. We certainly wish them all the best and take back what  we said in this post. We are huge Gwyneth fans over here and always have been. If she and Cris recoupled, we are all for it.