Women to Jobless Husbands: Hit the road, Jack! You have to have a J.O.B if you want to be with me

According to a recent study by the American Sociological Review, modern women want husbands who win bread. “The husband’s breadwinner norm persists” says the study. Lack of fulltime employment is directly correlated with higher divorce risk. And this is gender specific because women not having fulltime work is not correlated to higher divorce risk. So jobless husbands basically are a hazard to a marriage. Guys, you just straight up have to have a job. As offensive as this may be it seems that this is just what’s up, bro.