Gwyneth Paltrow’s Post Divorce Lingerie Shop
Do I find Gwyneth Paltrow slightly annoying?
Why? Because she is bloody perfect. And I am not. So I am jealous.
Am I slightly gloating that maybe she is not so sexy in bed since her marriage cracked up?
I actually think Gwyneth is a very sexy girl. She is frank, irreverent and even funny about it. I don’t think she was the problem in her marriage. I do think sex was the problem but I think it was Chris. He did not turn her on.
Case in point is her lingerie shop on Goop this week. These are the product of a sexy thinker.
But I suspect that not even Gwyneth could make these impressive to a guy like Chris. He seems….like a guy who is not very good in this domaine. Know what I mean?
Anyway, what about you and your marriage and your lingerie? Need to bring your own sexy back? Think you wanna try some of these Goop thingies to try to get your husband in the mood? And it is not just perfume. She things like Sex Dust, which is some type of….dust. Not sure what for. And then there are a couple of oils, Fur Oil, Bulgarian Lavender Body Oil and then there is this bath soak, Herbivore Coconut Milk Bath Soak.
It all sounds very sexy, didn’t it?