The Divorcée & Her Red Mini Cooper

the Divorcée’s red Mini Cooper

The Red Mini Cooper rap is based on this post The Divorcée & Her Red Mini Cooper Written by Monique, both are ready to take the world by storm.

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Red MINI COOPER
Me and my red mini cooper
Cruising down Rodeo Drive
I never felt quite so happy, quite so glad to be alive.
Top pulled back, wind ripping through my hair
Jackie O Sunglasses fastened behind my ear
Wearing Jimmy Choo stilettos
Red nail polish on open toes
Hitting ma breaks like old pros
That’s just how my story goes
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause finally I got my car
Cause if you knew the backstory
You would want to share ma glory
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause am a movie star
Cause if you knew the backstory
You’d be glad I got this far
Me and my red mini cooper
Just rolled on into town
Nobody loves my mini
Quite the way that I love mini
Rain starts to drizzle down on me
Like some kind of conspiracy
to make mini and me
sad that it’s raining on our parade
I think of myself at seventeen
With my Asian friend Christine
She had a black sports car that
all the boys loved to take for a spin
None of them even asked me once how I’d been
and it never once rained on her parade
Me and my red mini cooper
Driving down Rodeo Drive
Rich boys in their lamboughinis
Driving by and mocking my ride
They think that they can out chase me
But I leave them in the dust
When I finally hit my brakes
my little red engine pepper
with her high speed engine horse power
Proving she’s superior
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause finally I got my car
Cause if you knew the full backstory
You’d want to share with my glory
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause am a movie star
Cause if you knew the full back story
You’d be glad I got this far
Twenty-five years of scrimping and saving and fighting and yearning and hoping for things
Twenty-five years of studying and failing and taking and finally passing when the fat lady sings
How is it possible that anybody could fail their driving test fifteen times?
How is it possible that right after I drove off the first time the sun caught in my eyes?
Let’s not even talk about all the other years I spent putting all this money aside
Let’s not even talk about all the years I walked two hours to work cause I didn’t have a ride
Let’s not even talk about all the other crap that came in between
The marriage, the beatings the losses, the cheating with the queen and finally the divorce
It wasn’t easy living those years and surviving with my sanity in tact
But what doesn’t kill makes you stronger and my friend, that is a fact
Now I have my mini cooper
Driving here in Beverly Hills
Who would have ever thought it possible
I could be driving this convertible
I love me my mini cooper
More than Mark Twain and Obama
Just goes to show that If you try again every day
We can all find a way
Now I got my mini cooper
I feel so sexy and chic
I feel so hot and pretty
I feel so much success
I feel so happy and lucky
I feel so tall and rich
I feel so fresh and lovely
I feel so much jeunesse
Me and my red mini cooper
Love each other too much to be sad
About a little bit of water on our head
I simple hit the buttons where they are
And her top comes gliding down, sweet mother
It is quiet, just us listening to Spanish guitar
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause finally I got my car
Cause if you knew the full backstory
You’d want to share with my glory
Don’t ya’ll better dare not hate me
Just cause am a movie star
Cause if you knew the full back story
You’d be glad I got this far
I bought this puppy in cash, nigga!