WHAT TO DESIRE THIS OCTOBER
You desire this October:
1. Perfect fitting jeans 2. More (or some) good sex 3. More (or some) child support 4. More (or some) spousal support 5. Butt implants that leave you looking like a young Brigitte Bardot 6. A collection of 12 classic novels (you will read one per month) 7. A smiley face pumpkin 8. A baking pan to learn how to bake 9. A week in the Hamptons, Long Island 10. A free membership for one year in Tracy Anderson's Manhattan gym. image credit