WHAT TO DESIRE THIS OCTOBER

You desire this October:
1. Perfect fitting jeans
2. More (or some) good sex
3. More (or some) child support
4. More (or some) spousal support
5. Butt implants that leave you looking like a young Brigitte Bardot
6. A collection of 12 classic novels (you will read one per month)
7. A smiley face pumpkin
8. A baking pan to learn how to bake
9. A week in the Hamptons, Long Island
10. A free membership for one year in Tracy Anderson's Manhattan gym.

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