What to Desire in November 2017

1. A piece of contemporary artwork to add to your collection from either Basquait, Koons or
2. A tooth whitening set
3. A trip to Amsterdam
4. Meghan Markle's boyfriend (& a sexy Balmain tee shirt in which to seduce him)
5. A pet rabbit & some good (legal!) weed
6. Fewer emails and texts from your ex about nonsense
7. A restraining order to stop the digital stalking by your ex
8. World peace and fewer ballistic missile testings by North Korea
9. A ring for your clitoris or phallus (or at least clitoral/phallic reconstructive surgery)
10. 3 new ideas that make you some (serious!) cash.
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