ELON MUSK GIRLFRIEND: WHO SHOULD THE NEXT MISSUS ELON MUSK BE?
So, we are a little bit obsessed with Elon Musk, almost as much as we are obsessed with Gwyneth Paltrow. One more step and Elon will have his own category on Divorce Saloon just like Gwynnie does. So our latest obsession with those two is that we think they should date. Elon has famously been looking for a girlfriend for some time and he keeps picking Miss wrongs. So we thought we would help him out with some prospective matches.
Of course, the best person for Elon is yours truly but I can’t compete with those Hollywood babes so I figure the next best thing might be, you guessed it, Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth and Elon have a lot in common. Both want to be billionaires, for one thing. Gwyneth went as far as to say she has a billion-dollar vagina on social media the other day and she has made no secret of the fact that she is an entrepreneur who sees the billion dollar bull’s eye in her future with her e-commerce platform GOOP. Of course, Elon is the entrepreneur of entrepreneurs. Not only is he the founder of Paypal, Tesla, and Space X, but he is an acquisition guru who just bought up a company for close to a billion bucks. He can buy GOOP and make Gwynnie a billionaire just like that. But I digress.
This post is about their romantic possibilities. Don’t they look like a match? Doesn’t Gwyneth look exactly like the type Elon would go for? She fits all the criteria for being Elon Musk’s girlfriend, down to her blond hair and killer legs.
But just in case Gwyneth thinks Elon is beneath her, there are other possibilities for the tech god. He can actually have his pick of both famous and not-so-famous women to be sure but how about this list of four below? Which one of these babes should be Elon Musk’s net girlfriend, in your opinion?
oops. Forget the poll. Gwyneth is engaged to Brad 2. Elon may be back with Amber. But if not, as I said before, he should just fly to Paris and let’s do lunch. 🙂