Divorce Diaries
Celebrity Divorce Diaries is a category of this divorce blog because sometimes we feel that the celebrity’s divorce is especially newsworthy or scandalous or interesting or salacious or shocking or all of the above.
Dear Diary, I am sorta not feeling that great. Everywhere I look I see headlines “Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux divorce.” It’s kinda weird to tell you the truth. I feel kinda weird. Don’t get me wrong: I am the one who initiated the divorce. But it feels weird anyway. I feel bad. It is not …
Dear Diary I fainted on the air the other day and suddenly the narrative is I am getting a divorce. One little faint and it is the talk of the town still. It was because of my darn halloween outfit, people. The Statue of Liberty! It was just so darned hot. But everybody thinks I …
Read moreDivorce Diary of Wendy Williams: Divorce? Kevin and me are not getting divorced!
Dear Diary, This kiss I gave Alexander at the Emmys won’t go away. It is a recurring nightmare and I am starting to wonder if this thing will be the beginning of the end of my marriage to Keith in retrospect. You know? I am so stressed out about it because Keith won’t stop pestering …
Read moreDiary of Nicole Kidman re Alexander Skarsgard and that Kiss
Dear Diary I am sitting here in my self-imposed lock-up watching rice boil as I try to rehab myself. Well, people are trying to rehab me and rid me of my inner demons as a sexual predator. I admit that I have not always behaved well. I behaved badly a few times in my life …
Dear Diary Oh God…. Just let me try to exhale for a second…..this situation was a long time coming, obviously. I mean, I knew from day one that this day would come. Why did I marry him in the first place? I mean, people look at us and think that we are beauty and the …
Dear Diary I am Brad Pitt. This is my divorce diary. This is my second go at this. I am becoming a writer. I write in my little divorce journal. Does this make me less manly? I don’t really care. I don’t mind being in touch my feminine side. My manhood is totally secure. I …
ANNA FARIS DIVORCE DIARY This post, Anna Faris Divorce Diary, is an imagined excerpt that Anna would write in her journal after her divorce announcement from husband Chris Pratt. It is solely for entertainment and not meant to imply that “Anna Faris Divorce Diary” is a real journal of the Actress’. image credit Dear Diary, …
Read moreAnna Faris Divorce Diary: OMG. I Can't Believe He Left Me for Her!
Linday Shookus’ Diary My name is Lindsay Shookus and you can just call me the “hostest with the mostest.” Cause I’m bad and you know it. I am bad and you KNOW it! Look, everybody. I did. not. have. sex. with. Ben. Affleck prior to his divorce from Jennifer Garner. So please excuse me EVERYONE. …
Brad Pitt Divorce Diary Man oh, man. 53-year-old guys are not even supposed to write in divorce diaries. But somebody told me it is good therapy. I feel like I need good therapy. I have a therapist and I get help but I figure an extra outlet can’t do too much damage. So I am …
Dear Diary, The latest rumor is that I am sleeping with my lawyer Kevin Yorn. ….well, I mean, look, dear, what do you want me to tell you? I love sex, ok? I date, ok? I play the field, ok? So what? I just resent gossip rags like the New York Post trying to make me …
Read moreDivorce Diary of Scarlett Johansson: Scarlett Johannson & Kevin Yorn (Yawn?)